It’s only appropriate that we wrap up our week of songs that you feel bad for liking with the granddaddy of all crappyawesome songs — TATU’s All the Things She Said. This is a song that I really love, but can’t enjoy without feeling self-conscious.  In fact, I played this in a bar on my birthday and a barkeep unplugged the jukebox to reset it.

Russian lesbians, ho!!!!!

Jennifer

Age: 35

About her: Brooklyn-born, currently residing in San Francisco.

Ill-informed snap judgment: She works at a restaurant called COCO500. I presume that means she works at a tropical restaurant staffed by robots. Or, at least, a boy can hope.

Lisa

Age: 27

About her: A Canadian! Of the bandana-ed variety.

Ill-informed snap judgment: I don’t know if the fact that I’m the same age as Lisa will make me want her to succeed or fail. Obviously, I have some competition issues I need to get over.

Richard

Age: 35

About him: He claims to be just like an artichoke.

Ill-informed snap judgment: Given the show’s past with people with mohawks, I thought this meant that this would be the show’s official gay. Sadly, Richard is married, expecting a child and has two weimaraners.

Ryan

Age: 28

About him: He’s a mensch. He organized a 1,000 bag lunch giveaway last Thanksgiving for the poor.

Ill-informed snap judgment: I’ve got nothing.  Anybody?

OK so this is technically outside of my duties as “omg lol top daily stories bbq guy”, but as a Project Runway fanatic (like (hopefully) a fair portion of our readers) I must share this interview with Tim Gunn. This is, hands down, the best thing I’ve seen about Project Runway (although the trailer for Eleven Minutes with Dan’s least favorite Jay McCarroll is a close second)

He talks about:

• Why Victorya Hong is an f’ing insane bitch (and her random bitchy-ness at the reunion)
• Who he thought would be in the top 2
• WTF is wrong with his show, and how he plans to repair it
• The person who wrongly won an episode (I always read he disagreed with the judges decision in season 4 but I never knew what episode)
• And a lot more gossip! Read the interview here

And to add an extra scoop of ice cream to the Project Runway Carvel cookie puss cake, click here for the final Project Runway in 60 Seconds with an AWESOME secret guest

• Friday Night Lights is almost SAVED
• E! Kristin has the scoop from the Project Runway finale parties
• And to all the Christian haters, remember that he helped raise $50,000 for his high school
• Patrick Swayze drama for A&E still set to go despite his cancer announcement
• A 24 prequel is coming this fall
• Batgirl joins the cast of How I Met Your Mother
• Elizabeth Mitchell talks Lost
• American Idol may have its first openly gay finalist. Seriously tho, isn’t singing karaoke in tight pants next to Ryan Seacrest kinda ripping the door off the closet anyway?