I declare!

Posted by Dan April 7th, 2008 at 11:13am In Blogworld

Here’s a fun utility created by OnePlusYou that does exactly what you might expect — it scans the pages of your blog and sees how big of a potty mouth you are.

Apparently, we need our mouths cleaned out with soap — like I think they did in the 1950s.

I am kind of surprised that we are “high” in the cussing department, but if they count “hell,” “damn” and “ass” then I suppose it’s not the most shocking thing in the world. There’s a part of me that just wants to unnecessarily add swear words to old posts to bring that number through the roof.

You know, I hate it when people get on their high horses and bring out the old “If you can’t say something without swearing, then you aren’t very well spoken” line of reasoning.

Well — fuck that. Many of my favorite punchlines incorporate colorful language and while I try to tone  it down for our readership (notice my use of the word “eff” in the post about The Office below), I’ll continue to break out the naughty language if the shoe fits.