Here’s a preview, if you’re really that eager…

Last week’s Work Out saw the female trainers entering the lesbian lion’s den, with the part of the lion being played by an Olivia cruise ship full of ladyfolk. Jackie’s girlfriend is understandably eyebrow-raisey over the whole escapade because of Rebecca’s participation. Her suspicions end up being warranted after Rebecca accidentally forgets her bikini and has to show her ass to everyone in the bathing suit store.

Meanwhile, the new gay trainer/masseur J.D. starts at Sky. He joins Peeler, stony ab Greg and Jesse as they grill meat and decide to do some sort of race where they run in mud.

But nevermind half-assed summaries of last week’s episode, here’s our Q&A with our resident lesbians…

Gretchen from South Dakota wants to know: Why do lesbians like going on cruises so much? Is it something Rosie O’Donnell started?

Sam: I’ve never been on a lesbian cruise, but I think I may understand why the lesbians are into them as much as they are. There is something about being confined together. You have no options to leave and you are surrounded by women, it gives you an excuse to do what you actually want to do. Kinda look at it like drinking at a bar. For whatever reason, women need the booze to actually follow their desires. Now add a ship with a lot of alcohol and a lot of women and a bunch of beds. Then they can spend their quality time together. Find the “love of their life” and have the u-haul waiting for when the ship docks to move in together.

Jasmine: Gretchen, I think cruises are the women’s music festival of the new century. I’m all for it - I would much rather get drunk at a bar and hook up in a nice, dry bed instead of drinking out of a flask in a field and having sex in a damn sleeping bag in a cold tent.

Frank from Lincoln, Nebraska writes: I was shocked when Jackie took over Rebecca and Erika’s boot camp! Is she on a power trip or something? Is this just a quiet way of asserting her dominance over Rebecca?

Sam: Jackie’s a bitch and alpha male. Period.

Jasmine: Ditto (and its really hot!).

Esteban from Seattle asks: Naked Jackie got a rub-down from the new gay guy! Was that non-sexual tension as weird for you as it was for me?

Sam: Well Esteban, I can speak to experience with this seeing how I’m having a secret love affair with a gay man myself. If you are gay, I recommend you find yourself a lesbian and spend some quality time with her. You’ll understand soon enough. Trust me, its a market thats not been tapped yet.

Jasmine: Esteban, I actually thought the non-sexual tension was very refreshing. I’m tired of the plain, boring, old sexual kind.

Leslie from Utah says: I noticed that Jackie wore a man’s tie on a recent episode. I’ve heard this is called “pulling a Poundstone.” Is that true?

Sam: I dunno, maybe? Personally I’ve never head this phrase and I’ve worn a tie or two myself. Maybe they are saying it behind my back, I’ll ask when I get a chance and get back to you.

Jasmine: Leslie, I’ve never heard that phrase, but that is what it should be called. I’m going to start using it every chance I get. Thanks for the information!

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