There won’t be an installment of Ask a Lesbian About Last Week’s Work Out this week, as Jasmine is in the middle of a fast-pitch softball tournament and Sam has been feverishly planning her pot luck all week. We’ll return next week with more insights into the wild world of lesbians and their mysterious rituals.

For now, though, you’ll have to settle with a teaser for tonight’s episode. In it, Greg (one G) and Renessa get drunk and flirt. Way to go, Work Out, for charting new reality territory.

Something to keep in mind, though. When you (and I) get drunk, we’re probably just as charming as these two are. Only we don’t look as good when we jump into the hot tub fully/semi-clothed.

Another TiFaux giveaway has reached its conclusion and we have two winners to congratulate.

First of all, to refresh your memory, remember that this giveaway was of the new, special edition of 24’s first season. It’s chock full of extras and has a shiny metallic cover. Our contest this time was to name your vegetable. It didn’t start out that way, if you recall. I had posed a creative challenge to the TiFaux readership and the silence was deafening.

To be fair, though, I was just hoping that I’d have enough good stuff to put in a post so that I wouldn’t have to come up with something to write about. No such luck.

In any case, there are two winners of this giveaway. The winners were selected thusly: I wrote down all of the favorite vegetables of the entrants and sent them in an e-mail to my mom and my brother. I told them each to pick one. And that’s how I found the winners. (Strange side notes: No less than four people said asparagus, which is the only vegetable that got more than one vote. Two people said they wanted to choose kumquat, but that was a fruit.)

So, if you didn’t get picked it’s not my fault. Blame my family.

Winner number one is Mikey from Washington, D.C. He was the first person to write in with the answer of asparagus and my mom chose “asparagus #1″ from my list. Winner number two, chosen by my brother, is Joe from Maryland. Joe submitted bok choy. He is quite fancy.

In any case, congrats to our winners. Publicists, I’ll be your best friend if you keep doing giveaways with us.

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TV on DVD this week
6Teen	One Quiet Day
Bill Engvall Show, The	The Complete 1st Season
Bump!	American Highlights, South America
Charles in Charge	The Complete 3rd Season
Cheerleader U	Season 1
Class of the Titans	Trojan Horse
Cranford	Cranford
Exes & Oh’s	The Complete 1st Season
Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.	The 4th Season
Haunting, A	Season 3
JAG	The Complete 6th Season
Jeff Corwin Experience, The	Season 2
Muppet Show, The	Season 3
Nimrod Nation	The Complete Series
Oban Star-Racers	Volume 2 - The Oban Cycle
Penn & Teller: Bullshit!	Season 5
Richie Rich/Scooby-Doo Hour, The	The Complete Series - Volume 1
Square Pegs	The Like, Totally Complete Series…Totally
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles	Season 5: Ninja Tribunal
Young Maverick	The New Maverick