Archive for May 21st, 2008

John McCain could shoot a Laser Cat and still not get my vote

Saturday Night Live has become the go-to place as of late for political opportunity. Political satire, of course, but also opportunity.

Like The Daily Show, it’s where campaign advisors tell candidates to go so that they can really relate to the young people. They’ll use words like “viral” and hope that young people with polo shirts will put down their Wiis long enough to shuffle to the poll on the election day.

Now that John McCain has made his appearance on SNL, we can now say that the future president of the United States will have considered the show important enough to make an appearance on. (See Barack here, see Hillary here)

In case you haven’t seen it, here’s one of the two bits that John McCain did on the season finale of SNL.

I’m really tripped up, as you may guess, by the fact that he had to discuss gaydar. It’s a term that I’m probably pretty sure doesn’t get tossed around the McCain household too much.

When he says, “Now I don’t know if this is anti-gay, or pro-gay, or if such a device would even work. But I do know this — Jamming gaydar is not a federal responsibility,” it’d be funny if it was Darrell Hammond. Or funnier, at least.

But when I saw that, I remembered this.

No matter how many sketch comedy shows he does or even if he does a surreal drop-in on 30 Rock, I don’t think I’d be able get past it.

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Top Chef Scorecard: Episode 10

Kinda surprising that Lisa would bitch about Andrew not using a required ingredient when she didn’t use the required ingredient of Polish sausage in the improv challenge. Also, how about some consistency in the judging Colicchio? If you’re gonna kick off Andrew then Lisa should have been kicked off weeks ago.

Episode 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Quickfire None Mark Richard Dale Antonia Jennifer Richard Antonia Andrew
Antonia
Richard
Stephanie
Spike
Antonia HIGH IN HIGH IN LOW HIGH LOW WIN HIGH IN
Dale IN IN IN HIGH HIGH WIN WIN IN LOW WIN
Lisa IN IN IN HIGH WIN IN LOW LOW IN LOW
Richard HIGH IN IN WIN LOW IN WIN IN WIN IN
Spike IN IN IN LOW LOW IN HIGH IN LOW LOW
Stephanie WIN LOW WIN HIGH HIGH HIGH LOW LOW HIGH HIGH
Andrew IN WIN IN HIGH LOW IN HIGH HIGH HIGH OUT
Nikki HIGH LOW IN IN IN LOW IN HIGH OUT  
Mark LOW HIGH HIGH IN LOW LOW IN OUT  
Jennifer IN IN IN IN IN IN OUT  
Ryan LOW IN LOW IN IN OUT  
Zoi IN HIGH LOW IN OUT  
Manuel IN IN IN OUT  
Erik LOW IN OUT  
Valerie IN OUT  
Nimma OUT  
 

Rank based on scoring: 2 points for a win, 1 point for a Quickfire win or appearance in top, -1 point for appearance in bottom

Rank Contestant Point Total
1 Richard 9
2 Dale 8
3 Stephanie 7
4 Antonia 6
5 Lisa 0
6 Spike -2

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The More You Know: A large amount of Spike news for whatever reason

But no news about his cats

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