Posted by John
June 9th, 2008 at 12:30pm
In Internets TV
It’s Monday, I figured I’d ease you kids into the work week with a collection of crappy, campy, musical scenes from 80s movies. So I present to you fake E.T. dancing in a bearsuit, the lead singer of Rilo Kiley tossing her cookies, the red haired chick that briefly dated Jason Priestly, and Tim Curry desperate for money. As a bonus, I added lyrics where I could.
Warning: These videos may cause gynecomastia in men.
| Mac & Me - McDonald’s dance number |
Troop Beverly Hills - Cookie Time |
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| Teen Witch - Top That |
Worst Witch - Anything Can Happen on Halloween |
I’m king, and they know it
When I snap my fingers everybody says show it
I’m hot
and your not
But if you wanna hang with me I’ll give it one shot
Top that, top that
You can give all that you can, but you will never top that!
You can dream until you’re blue but you can never top that
huh huh
I’m hot
and your not
But if you wanna hang with me I’ll give it one shot
Top that, top that
You can do all that you can but you’ll never top that, top that
Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
Such a waste of pretty face but hanging in your no one’s face
I wish that you would take a look and really stop that
Top that, stop that
I don’t really give a about tryin’ to top that
Top that, stop that
I wish you finally take a real look and really stop that
Whats this, stop that
What gives, stop that
I don’t really give a about tryin’ to top that
top that, big deal
top that, unreal
you can try until you’re blue
I will make a fool of you
TOP THAT
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I wouldn’t change places
With anyone tonight
We’ll carve pumpkin faces
And watch the witch’s flight
Every human heart will shudder
Every soul will shake with fear
Tonight, the creepiest
Tonight, the scariest
Tonight, the most wonderful night
Oh-uh, night
Anything can happen on Halloween
Your dog could turn into a cat
There may be a toad in your bass guitar
Or your sister could turn into a bat
Christmas time brings the snow
Summer time brings the sun
But on Halloween your blood begins to run
Something spooky’s going down on
Anything can happen on Halloween
It’s better than a video
Gremlins going to mess up every cassette
From London to Idaho
April 1st can be fun
New Year’s Eve is a bore
But on Halloween your flesh begins to crawl
Oh, I’m losing control
Anything can happen on Halloween
Your toenails grow wrong and your hair turns green
Your teacher could become a sardine
Your dentist could turn into a queen
Has anybody seen my tambourine
I may start playing begin the beguine
The craziest night you’ve ever seen
This hairy, scary, creepy, crawling Halloween
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i miss leg warmers.
>sigh