Top Chef ended just a couple weeks ago and it still seems like forever. A woman won, which we were all happy to see, but sadly our two favorite lesbians (of the three) bit the dust a bit early in the competition.

Well, Zoi was probably a bit swamped by the competition — Jen could have stayed around a little while.

Here’s a Hulu Web exclusive about the couple, looking back at all the lesbionic drama.

How’s it going?

Monday morning, eh? It’s rough. I know, I should’ve just gone to bed earlier too.

Well, if you’re checking this Monday morning, you’re probably hoping you can get a little mental escape for a bit. Actually, if you’re checking it at all you probably are avoiding doing something.

As such, here’s a kind of funny sketch called “The Underminer.” It’s from The YouTube. According to the creator, Michael Albo, it is based on “someone you let into your life a long time ago who knows everything about you and knows how to dismantle your psychology—but it’s too late to split off from him or her.”

Here’s another one about babies and Whole Foods.

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