Back in days of yore, I used to trade e-mails with friends to pass the time asking each other questions normally reserved for sorority sleepovers or childrens’ birthday parties. The two games were Would You Rather and Kill, Fuck, Marry (later sanitized in 30 Rock to “Kill, Boff, Marry”).

Since we’re stretching to generate content this week, here are some WYRs and KFMs for you to chew on and mull over.

Vote and justify your answers or create more WYRs and KFMs in the comments. Or don’t.

But, just saying, it’s always more fun when it’s more than just me talking.

Kill, Fuck, Marry:

1. Grey’s Anatomy: Meredith Grey, Izzie Stevens, Christina Yang
2. Lost: Jack, Sawyer, Jin
3. Reality: Ryan Seacrest, Piers Morgan, Jeff Probst
4. TV Sweethearts: Pam from The Office, Olive from Pushing Daisies, Jenna from 30 Rock

Listen, I don’t ask much of you.

All I need you to do is watch the following video — the newest Brenda Dickson parody. I’m not sure if it’s new, but it’s new to me. (For the uninitiated — see the original here.)

Sorry for starting your day with a shitty pun.

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