Guess the D-lister: Gone Country

Posted by Dan August 18th, 2008 at 12:26pm In General

In the category of barely relevant reality shows, there’s CMT’s Gone Country. It’s a competition show where the usual hangers-on (and some extreme left fielders) go through the motions of becoming country stars. It’s like Making the Band, but without even the thin veil of hope for legitimate success.

The cast was recently announced for season two. Guess who is on the show…

The hair metal singer: Vince Neil, Sebastian Bach, Bret Michaels

What?: The woman who sang the theme to Fame, the guy whose hand was Thing in the Addams Family movies, Matthew Lesko (the question mark guy)

The boy band member: Brian Littrell, Chris Kirkpatrick, Kevin Richardson

The American Idol castoff: Kimberley Caldwell, Jon Peter Lewis, Mikalah Gordon

The Jackson: Latoya, Jermaine, Tito

The muscle man: Fabio, Lorenzo Lamas, Jean-Claude Van Damme

The nutcase: Gary Busey, Sean Young, Tara Reid

Answers after the jump…

The hair metal singer: Vince Neil, Sebastian Bach, Bret Michaels

What?: The woman who sang the theme to Fame, the guy whose hand was Thing in the Addams Family movies, Matthew Lesko (the question mark guy)

The boy band member: Brian Littrell, Chris Kirkpatrick, Kevin Richardson

The American Idol castoff: Kimberley Caldwell, Jon Peter Lewis, Mikalah Gordon

The Jackson: Latoya, Jermaine, Tito

The muscle man: Fabio, Lorenzo Lamas, Jean-Claude Van Damme

The nutcase: Gary Busey, Sean Young, Tara Reid