Fifteen years ago today, I became a man. Today is the anniversary of my Bar Mitzvah.  As far as I know, this isn’t something Jews normally recognize — I just happened to notice it.

On October 16, 1993, I got up on the bimma and read my Torah portion (the story of Noah) — then collected my cash and prizes at the reception, which had an outer space theme.

To commemorate this event, here’s 30 Rock’s Werewolf Bar Mitzvah — the complete version.

While we’re all happy that 30 Rock premieres on Oct. 30, here’s a pretty hideous promo for the new season.  It features music by (I swear to God) Def Leppard.

I guess it proves that you really can sabotage funny content when you botch the delivery like this. Coming soon: promos for The Office with Bachman Turner Overdrive’s “You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet.”

So, I was reading Teen People the other day and I read somewhere that there’s an election going on.

Has anyone else heard about this?

Anyhoosle, not only is there going to be a presidential election, but there are all sorts of ballot questions to decide on. And if you live in California, you get to decide on Proposition 8 — which could potentially take away the rights of same-sex couples to marry.

Yeah.  Soapbox alert.

I’ll keep the grandstanding to a minimum, but I thought I’d share this ad with you created by the group Public Interest. It’s actually from 2006 — but it still applies.

Pretty good, eh?

So, I know most of y’all are probably already on board with me, but if you have friends or relatives in California forward them this post.  Tell them to vote no on Prop 8.

(Via Towleroad)

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