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Apple Becomes John McCain

So this evening whilst fast-forwarding through a series of commercials on my way back to House and some more girl-on-Thirteen action, I noticed a new Mac ad. I enjoy watching those delightfully charming personfications—especially John Hodgman—so I stopped and watched it. You should too.

Really Apple? You’re going to make fun of Microsoft for spending too much on advertising… in an advertisement? Senator McCain, do you now understand why negative campaigning is so hurtful? It infects the tone of conversations in the rest of the country. Is that the best reason they can come up with for using a Mac? Microsoft is spending too much money on ads? Are they palling around with terrorists and scheming to raise taxes on small businesses too? I was a strict Windows user for a very long time, but a few weeks ago I finally set my bisexual computer (see how I tied it back to House?) to boot as a Mac by default because everything important that I do for work can best be done in the Mac OS. I only use Windows for games now. That’s a really good argument for Mac. That’s the sort of change America needs. Remember when Apple was the cool, maverick OS? Now they’re talking all big like they know how the other guys should be spending their money. All this Vista bashing is just getting petty, and a little desperate.

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SNL: The ethics of a Sarah Palin invitation

It’s only been a couple days since the episode aired and I’m sure everyone’s sick of talking about Sarah Palin and her appearance on SNL. But I still feel the need to do a bit of hand wringing on the idea that she was allowed on the show to begin with.

There seems to be some sort of duty to fairness at SNL wherein it’s assumed that politicians from each side of the political aisle are entitled to an equal amount of cameos on the show. However, I would posit that SNL doesn’t necessarily need impress anyone with its even-handedness this close to the election.

I can’t imagine any fewer than 90 percent of the people working on SNL are anything but flaming liberals — liberals who flame hotter and brighter than all of the joints Andy Samberg has ever smoked. Very few people on that set probably plan to vote for last week’s guest star.

If I were running SNL, I really don’t know if I’d be able to invite someone like Sarah Palin onto the show this close to the election. The idea that I would give exposure and (most likely) positive attention to the woman who could (through a series of two specific disasters — a McCain victory and subsequent death) become president of the United States.

If anything, Palin’s experience on the show made her even more likable. As we’ve seen over the past several weeks, likability is her biggest asset. After all, the fair Alaska governor is basically just a really nice lady whose ascendancy to the presidency would probably dwarf the disasters called for in the Book of Revelations. So, SNL basically did her a big PR favor — even if they plan on writing an amazing sketch for Barack Obama right before the election.

Let me put it this way — I think the tension during the episode was most palpable during the Alec Baldwin segment. If we know two things about Alec Baldwin, it’s that he’s a tremendously gifted comic actor and that he is also a heaving mass of barely suppressed rage. During that moment where he said “that horrible woman,” everyone in the viewing audience (or, well, at least me) was holding their breath or nervously guffawing through a slackened jaw. We know that he actually meant it, even if he could pretend it was just a gag that was written for him.

The tension was clear.

SNL made a decision to play for ratings and comedic opportunity over partisan politics. I know that if you only pillory politicians from one side of the aisle you risk alienating half of your audience and, worse yet, losing relevance due to the perception that the show is merely satirical porn for the left wing (Despite its clear liberal bias, The Daily Show has guests from all political leanings and Jon Stewart asks them all real questions — that is a testament to the long-term success of his show and his credibility as a source of real answers.). While that may be plenty fair, I don’t know if I could stomach making the same decision.

Anyway, I don’t want to try to make an official declaration of whether or not having Sarah Palin on was morally right or wrong. In fact, if I had a thesis to this entire blog post it would probably merely be: “yeesh” followed by the sound of me sucking air through my teeth.

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Gossip Girl: Seduce and destroy

The previews last week for Monday’s Gossip Girl led me to believe that we would be getting some hot, dirty, Dangerous Liaisons action when Blair, in a fit of pique at Vanessa (and who can blame her because Vanessa suuuuuucks) offers Chuck her sweet ass as inducement for Chuck to seduce and destroy Vanessa. It’s what Chuck did with Stupid Bangs Girl and Dan, and I expected a similar payoff.

Which didn’t come because Chuck Bass is a giant pansy and went all round-ankled over Vanessa! GOD, Chuck! Sack up and seduce that obnoxious hippie.

Don't believe the hype. He just wants to cuddle.

Don't believe the hype. He just wants to cuddle.

So this week featured the return of Eric! And he has a boyfriend who is adorable. Unfortunately, Bart Bass is a mean homophobe who talked Eric out of bringing his cute boyfriend to Bart and Lily’s housewarming-which-is-really-a-PR-stunt-to-impress-folksy-real-Americans. Because Eric is the only sensible person on this show, he’s the one who eventually had to give Lily a talking-to about how she’s a crap mom.

Also a crap mom: Nate’s, who has buried her head in the sand in the Hamptons and let her only kid live in a shell of a manse on the UES like some kind of Adrian Pasdar-in-Profit with manbangs. Also, Dan is a meddling twit who totally deserved Jenny pointing out that his only man friend is his teddy bear.

By far my favorite part of the episode was when Blair and her evil minions were punishing one of their kind by screaming “LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS!” Somewhere in southern California, Go Fug Yourself headquarters erupted into a giant storm of squee. I also enjoyed when Eric asked, “Who watches TV on a TV anymore?” Heh. I do. Mostly.

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TV on DVD for October 21, 2008

Title Season
According to Jim Season 1
Ben 10: Alien Force Season 1, Vol. 1
Bugs Bunny/Looney Tunes Comedy Hour, The The Looney Tunes Golden Collection Volume 6
Dynasty The 3rd Season – Volume 2
Family Guy Freakin’ Sweet Party Pack, Total World Domination Collection, Volume 6
Incredible Hulk, The Complete Series, The Complete 5th Season
Knight Rider The Complete Series
L Word, The The Complete 5th Season
LA Ink Season 1, Volume 2
Man from U.N.C.L.E., The The Complete Series (Warner)
Multiple Shows Frightfully Funny Collection Volume 2
Naked Brothers Band, The Season 2
Outer Limits, The The Complete Original Series
Rain Shadow Complete Series
Route 66 Complete 2nd Season
Starlost, The Complete Series
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Season 2, Part 2

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Gossip Girl goes political

In further hippie liberal news, the gang from Gossip Girl are now getting in on the political scene — doing a spot for MoveOn.org — that organization you deleted a lot of e-mails for in 2004.

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The More You Know: No more Mad Men?

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