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The More You Know: Drug dealer taunts office manager

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30 Rock: A new Ask Tina!

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Mad Men: An incomplete review

madmen-chrishendOne of the good things about being a blogger is that you can write about whatever you want. So, even if you’ve only seen one season of a show you can feel free to write a review of it regardless of completeness or timeliness.

Another good thing is that you always get a shit-ton of promotional DVDs from the Turner networks, which often look dreadful (Bill Engvall Show, anyone?) but still — it’s fun to get mail. (Please, Turner publicists, don’t take this as meaning I want off your mailing list. By the way, have you lost weight?)

But on that first note, I recently finished watching the first season of Mad Men, which a lot of critics have had a lot of hard ons for for a long time. And I can’t say I have the same bursting-at-the-seams enthusiasm that they do.

And if I had to sum up Mad Men in a word, it’d be “watchable.” Which is a word that pleases no one — not the critics, not the makers, not the fans, not the detractors. And I’m fine with that.

Like every awful writer’s workshop I’ve ever participated in, I’ll start by saying what I like about the show. First, most of the performances are pretty solid. My favorite is Christina as Joan — the office manager who is all attitude and curves. She’s a total pain in the ass, but she doesn’t really care. After all, she’s a mean girl before mean girls were mean girls. Joan can toss off a backhanded compliment or a digging piece of advice like no other woman on the show. I don’t really need to gush about Jon Hamm as Don Draper — he’s great in the role and he’s one of the best-looking men on TV.

There’s also the incredible style and costuming, which is the unspoken star of the show. Everyone looks so pristine, like they do little else than plan their outfits (which, when I rule the world, is the way things will be done).

And finally, the writing is pretty emotionally acute. The characters’ inner machinations are interesting, and it’s fun to watch it all play out through their words and actions.

But what gets me about Mad Men is that it both moves very slowly (big things don’t really happen so much) and the social commentary can sometimes seem obvious.

To an extent, I’m still trying to figure what bothers me so much about the tone of the show. Maggie hates that Mad Men seems smug in its modern morality — there’s dramatic irony in what we know now about cigarettes and technology. I’m more irked by the constant reinforcement of some of the more obvious behavior, namely then mens’ chauvinism. I get that this is the setting — a testosterone-fueled ad business where women gladly ride in the backseat as secretaries and wives. But building a series around a single issue like gender dynamics (and to come back to it over and over) seems to drive the same point home repeatedly. Women were undervalued and mistreated in the past — this we know — but the point often seems belabored.

On a side note, I can’t for the life of me figure out whether January Jones is a phenomenal actress or a ridiculously inept one. Because the way she portrays Betty Draper is spot-on — a quietly yearning housewife who is keenly aware of her limited expectations for her life. Her high, flat tone expresses equal parts girlish wonder and resignation. But my inner feminist makes me want her performance to be a little more flashy — to really show off her acting chops. So it’s entirely possible that she’s a lackluster actress who lucked out with a role where her lack of expression works in her advantage.  I’m rooting for it to be an artistic choice (never seen her in anything else).

So we’ll see how things develop in season two, where I hear Betty begins to lose it.

4 comments January 15th, 2009

The More You Know: You were in Juno, BFD

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Now THIS Is the True Story

Photo by MTV

Seems like every reality show is in New York this season. There’s Top Chef. There’s The City. I wouldn’t be surprised if Survivor announced that its next location was Manahttan. (Hey, it’s an island, and they could do immunity challenges like having contestants carry a week’s worth of groceries to a sixth-floor walk-up.)

The one that hits closest to home, though, is The Real World: Brooklyn, which airs its second episode tonight. And by “hits closest to home,” I mean my home, because I live in the Borough of Kings, too, though not in Red Hook. Still, I vowed to watch this season. I haven’t really committed to watching a whole season of The Real World since San Francisco–that’s the one with Puck and Pedro, for those keeping track–back when MTV still cast people who were older, goofy-looking (Judd), and had real jobs (remember how Pam was a doctor?). I briefly got into the London season–aka the one where there was no conflict–but that was it. And so, after a 15-year hiatus, I’m back.

I don’t really care about the cast– at least not yet. I’m watching because I want to see how they portray my adopted borough. So, after watching the premiere, I made a list of things you could surmise about Brooklyn from the episode. In parenthesis, I put whether or not they ring true or false when compared to my experiences here. Here goes:

  • Brooklyn is, as Roommate Chet says, “The place that you don’t want to end up.” (False. Um, have you met anybody?)
  • Graffiti covers almost every available wall. (Fair enough.)
  • People play stickball in the street. (True…in 1955. Today, not so much. There are cars.)
  • Everybody lives, as Roommate Baya says, “Right on the ocean.” (False. While some have water views, it’s not quite the ocean yet if you can see Bayonne, NJ across the way.)
  • Residences are akin to compounds, where eight people have a re-purposed industrial building to themselves and, while they have to share bedrooms, they have a shower ratio that’s pretty darn close to 1:1 in addition to their own personal gym. (Uh, false.)
  • People get everywhere by water taxi. (False.)
  • People ride the water taxi once and only once, for novelty purposes. (False. No one takes the water taxi ever.)
  • Concertgoers, like Roommate Chet, put on a pair of fake glasses that look like prescription glasses just to be cool. (True. Sadly.)
  • Each of said concerts begins and ends with someone shouting, “Where Brooklyn at?” (False.)
  • One is able to move into a residence–in Red Hook, no less–without going straight to the IKEA. (False.)
  • Everyone talks about working out all the time, like Roommate Scott. (True.)
  • Residents pay attention, even just a little bit, to the Statue of Liberty. (False.)
  • Girls either dress in punky, funky outfits that always look artsy and put together (like Roommate Sarah) or getups that show way too much cleavage (like Roommate Devyn). (True.)
  • Everyone is either a wannabe dancer, a wannabe actress, a wannabe musician, a wannabe writer, a wannabe filmmaker, a wannabe model, a home-sewer, or a DJ. (True.)

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The More You Know: I guess they escaped

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Hamm on Zach: Mad Men star interviewed by Galifianakis

Guess what? I’ve started to watch Mad Men.

In fact, I just finished the first season. And while I don’t think it’s the best show on television, I also don’t hate it as much as Maggie does (or did… whatever).

If I had to summarize my feelings in a haiku, it’d probably be:

Slow plots, ‘meh’ social
critique cured by sixties style
and shirtless Jon Hamm

Overly simplified? Sure. I will write it up later. Hopefully this week if I stay sober enough.

In the meantime, here’s a clip of Zach Galifianakis interviewing the show’s star, Jon Hamm.

1 comment January 13th, 2009

Battlestar Galactica: Just who is the final cylon?

So, Friday’s the big day. Battlestar Galactica is going into the home stretch, with the creators promising to break our nerd hearts into a thousand different pieces with the operatic conclusion of our beloved series.

While I’m sure we’re all looking forward to seeing how this resolves and deconstructing the heavy lessons engrained in every season, there’s one question we’re going to have to find the answer to first: who’s the last cylon.

Starbuck? Seems too obvious with all the suspicion cast on her. Roslin or Adama? Maybe, but that’d be a damn ballsy move. Helo? Can’t be — his half cylon baby healed Roslin. Dualla or Gaeta?  Umm… kind of an anti-climax.

So before this series draws to a close, let’s do some speculation. If you want bragging rights, call it now. Who is the fifth cylon?

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TV on DVD for January 13th, 2008

Title Season
Alvin & the Chipmunks The Chipettes
Ben 10: Alien Force Season 1, Vol. 2
Benny Hill Show, The Best of the Early Years (Lionsgate)
Captains and the Kings (mini-series) Captains and the Kings
Dallas The Complete 10th Season
House of Payne Volume 3: Episodes 41-60
Little Britain USA Season 1
Lost Gods, The (mini-series) The Lost Gods
Lovejoy The Complete Season 4
Man Vs. Wild Season 2
Matlock Season 2
Nature Tech (mini-series) Nature Tech
Reba Season 5
Saxondale Season 1-2
Skins Volume 1
Stargate SG-1 The Ark of Truth (Blu-ray)
Super Swank Season 1
Tess of the D’Urbervilles (mini-series) Tess of the d’Urbervilles
‘Til Death The Complete 2nd Season
When Weather Changed History The Weather Channel
 

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Gossip Girl: Jane Austen wouldn’t have any problems with this

This week: The return of Nate! I missed Manbangs so much. And thank Gossip Girl he showed up to the reading of Bart Bass’s will to give his precious love, Chuck, all the moral support an amoral, self-destructive, pretty little plum could want or need. The look on Chuck’s face when Nate showed up was like whatever’s inside him actually switched back on for the first time since Bart died. Which was super sweet. But then Bart left him the controlling share in Bass Industries, which Chuck then tried to hand off to his (SURELY EVIL) uncle Jack, who (ew) nailed Blair at some point in the past. Could there be more daddy issues in that room?

Not pictured: Rest of big happy family

Not pictured: Rest of big happy family

In related news: Something is totally, terribly wrong with Eric van der Woodsen’s hair. It appears his colorist has gone the way of any alone time with his sparkly teenage boyfriend Jonathan, since Jenny is enthusiastically cockblocking him at every turn. Again: Shut up, Jenny. And shut up, three little twats of the apocalypse! Yes, the mini mean girls from episode 3 reappeared, only to act as a distraction to allow Nelly Yuki to steal Dan’s phone. And then share the text revealing the Lilfus baby with Evil Bitches, Inc. Nelly! Come back from the dark side!

There was one truly creepy moment on the show that made me intensely glad I didn’t go to high school in the era of mobile communications. Shortly after Penelope and the Mean Girl Squad (and their collection of completely adorable plaid coats) overheard Dan talking to Rufus about how he can’t tell Serena that they share a half-sibling and therefore it’s a little icky and incesty (you know, I really don’t see it) and then texted Gossip Girl about how Lonelyboy is obvs cheating on S, Dan walked out of the school building into a gauntlet of beady-eyed, gleaming-haired hawks staring hungrily at him and lusting to shred the flesh from his bones. It was chilling. Or I may be extrapolating my own high school experience.

Also gross: Uncle Jack answering “you, obviously” to Blair’s “What do you want?” Statutory rape was gross when Nate was tapping the Baroness Schrader and it’s gross now. Basically everything about Uncle Jack gives me the creeps now. It didn’t seem as icky when Chuck was procuring his own hookers and blow, but Jack hiring escorts for him just seems … untoward. I suppose I’m just in a terribly prudish rut right now. It’s all the tremendously wholesome Veronica Mars and Friday Night Lights I’ve been watching lately.

And on the subject of Rufus Jr.: Rufus is still being a tremendous, selfish ass. I get that he’s heartbroken over this kid he never knew he had, but there are two kids he knows about that he has abandoned wholesale (not that he knew the news of the Humphrey–van der Woodsen hybrid would come out via Gossip Girl, but still, they are minors) to go on this mad pursuit, punishing Lily all the way. Yes, it’s sad. But like I’ve hollered at Brothers & Sisters for the last couple of episodes, he’s not that kid’s father. Chris, the man who adopted and raised him, is his father. God, Rufus. Stop being such a fucking child.

Wait, WHAT?! He’s dead? Why bother with all this? Gaah. All right, there has to be some sort of Christopher Pike faked-my-own-death-with-a-stolen-stash-of-cocaine-and-then-set-some-kids-I-hated-on-fire scenario going on here. Right? I mean, Chuck Bass said “I’m sorry.” Stranger things have happened. (Ha. I am totally right on this one.)

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