Yeah, we’re not effing around this time.

In conjunction with the beginning of season three of The Tudors, we’re giving away the show’s first two seasons. The show (which airs on Showtime Sundays at 9 p.m.) has already started up, but you can watch the season premiere on YouTube by clicking here.

Truthfully, I’m just beginning to watch the show, but it seems to be good bodice-ripping fun. And if there half as many hot naked people in the show as there are on the season three poster, it should be worth sticking with.

I’m trying to figure out if Jonathan Rhys Meyers is as swoon-worthy as folks are trying to make him out to be. I’m not sold on him yet, although maybe you have to watch him in action to get that tyrannical intensity.

Also, check out this blog which takes a decidedly non-stuffy approach to the show.

To win the DVDs, e-mail tifaux -at- gmail -dot- com with the subject line “Nudity throne.”

Delicious though it may be, it’s rarely a good idea.

• Praise the lord — SAG has reached an agreement with the studios. So no strike.
• You can now watch The Unusuals twice a week.
• Will Mary Louise Parker kill Weeds by leaving after season six?
• They’re promising big things for the Grey’s Anatomy season finale.
• Time: The Mentalist is a hit because there’s absolutely nothing remarkable about it.
• Jessica Simpson and Britney Spear = the new Laverne and Shirley?
• Sanjaya, Janice Dickinson, DOG the Bounty Hunter and a bunch of other ridiculous people are going to be on I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here.
• And Kenneth the Page fills in for Tracy Jordan on Ask Tracy.