The More You Know: Gay lobster edition

Posted by Dan May 7th, 2009 at 05:38am In General

I’m here. I’m queer. I’ll claw your face off.

• Pop quiz. Keifer Sutherland has been charged with: a DUI, assault, marijuana possession, hit and run. Click here to find out.
• Oprah causes a riot with chicken.
• The American Idol stage manager had a severe fall before the show.
• US Weekly says that Jon (of And Kate Plus 8 fame) is definitely up to no good.
• Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin: political conservatives?
• David Cross talks about his new web series Pilot Season.
• Study: Watching softcore on Cinemax can lead to pregnant teens.
• A defense of freelance joke writers.
• Michelle Obama is ridiculously excited about her spot on Sesame Street.
• The AV Club talks to the creator of Scrubs.