I can’t imagine I’ll ever hear of this show again, but it struck my eye for reason.  Perhaps the tiny bathing suits.

Brazil has its very own gay dramedy with hot Portuguese-speaking men flirting and fighting (along with the requisite crass female sidekick). The show is called CaRIOcas and seeing the trailer will probably reinforce everything you thought about how hot Brazilians are.

Like I needed one more reason to feel shitty about my physique.  Body dysmorphia, ho!!!!!!!!

In Bruges was really good. Shouldn’t have taken me a year and a half to see it.

• Ask Ausiello discusses the barely recognizable future of Scrubs, Desperate Housewives and Gossip Girl.
• Whoa — some woman choked Simon Cowell’s girlfriend because of how he treats Paula.
• A list of Memorial Day weekend TV marathons.
• A Q and A with the creator of How I Met Your Mother about the season finale.
• Jackass’ Chris Pontius (the dumb hot one) will be in a Sofia Coppola movie.
• My Name Is Earl’s creator talks about the show’s cancellation (oh yeah — it was cancelled).
• Josh Schwartz talks about the newly poor Chuck, which had to slash its budget to survive.
• Reality Blurred interviews the contestants from the just-ended season of Survivor.
• Iron and Wine covers New Order on Jimmy Fallon.