The More You Know.

• First up, John Krasinski is featured in Mean Magazine. Lots of sexy leaning action.
• Click here for some Creed Thoughts.
• Rory Gilmore flaps her gums with TV Guide. So does Ian Somerhalder (Boone from Lost — remember him?). And Kim Delaney (some new show called Army Wives).
• Battlestar’s fourth season will be its last. Don’t shoot the messenger.
• E-Kristin gives us some suggestions for summer viewing.
• The rumored “sexy Latina” on the next season of Heroes has been cast.
• Supermodel Iman will host Project Runway Canada.
• The real life salaries of fake people.
• Some Lost analysis about Jack’s father — if you’re into that kind of thing.
• If you’re interested at picking at slowly healing scabs, the 6-minute trailer for the unsuccessful Veronica Mars FBI pitch will be on the season three DVD.

Praise the lord.

• The AV Club does some Lost analysis.
• A dead person from Heroes talks to TV Guide. And so does a dead person from Lost.
• Mary Kate Olsen is doing her first solo stint without Ashley — well, aside from rehab. She’s going to be on Weeds for 10 of 15 episodes.
• Patrick Dempsey likes car racing for some reason.
• A big ole interview with the Lost creator from E-Kristin. It’s good stuff. And she also talks to the aforementioned dead person in a video interview.
• The Moonlight pilot is doing some recasting.
• New potential Heroes include an “attractive Latina” and an “Irish mobster.”
• Anybody want Lorelai Gilmore’s Jeep?
• On the Lot might get cut soon after its debut.
• Natalie Portman and SNL’s Andy Samberg: could they soon be found under the chuppah?
• The Sex and the City movie has a director.
• If you’re interested in music from Veronica Mars, you can go here to find out all about it.

Breakfast. (Of the things we eat.)

• The speed skater won Dancing with the Stars.
• Fox is blaming sinking Idol ratings on DVR. Meanwhile, Dial Idol (which is pretty much always right) has determined tonight’s winner. And (sorry, I’ll just get rid of all this AI crap in one bullet), Sanjaya claims that his entire persona was an art project and his name is really Bill Vendall.
• An interview with Alex and Rousseau from Lost inUSA Today. Has plot info — you might want to hold off til tomorrow. I am.
• More Battlestar people are going to appear onThe Bionic Woman.
• Poor kid. Jenna Fischer thanks her well-wishers.
• The 24 finale sucked. The Heroes finale left some big questions.
• Stone Phillips is leaving Dateline. Fun fact: he has been on the show since The New Deal.
• E!’s Kristin (who, by the way, I love) has some Veronica-related tidbits, including a new Rob Thomas project.
• A new Ask Ausiello. If that’s not enough to make you click the link, I’ve got three words: Gilmore Girls movie.
• Elisabeth Hasselbeck talks to TV Guide. No comment.
• What gives with Karen/Rashida Jones on The Office?
• The NY Times likes Harold from Top Chef’s restaurant. I’m thinking about recapping Top Chef this season because, you know, summer’s coming.  We’ll see.

If you don’t already know the glory of Long John Silver’s, what are you waiting for?

• First and foremost, a new Ask Ausiello is up and the tide is turning against Veronica Mars renewal. God damn it, CW, just make up your mind already.
• Awww… Kate Walsh got engaged.
• Matthew Fox spoke at the Columbia graduation. I’m sure he was more interesting than Lamar Alexander (W&M, Class of ’02).
• Networks are apparently wooing bloggers. Which would explain the fur coat that arrived in the mail the other day from Two and a Half Men.
• An interview with Ricky Gervais.
• Jack Bauer’s long day will last through 2009.
• Jennifer Garner wants to host The View for moms.
• When Lost returns, in a million years, it will be at 9:00.
• And who, exactly, are these parents?
• Mama Gilmore wasn’t happy about the series finale.

This is it for the Gilmore Girls. I don’t have anything particularly eloquent to say, except that it was one of my favorite shows for a very long time, and I’ll miss the sheer volume of words said in any single episode. It’s a show that didn’t always go for the easy stories, and that’s pretty great. And there was Lauren Graham who is just fantastic in every way. So… au revoir, Stars Hollow.

Veronica Mars limps toward its possible series finale (fingers crossed; we find out Thursday) tonight as well. I miss the Lily Kane murder. Heck, I miss the bus crash. I even miss — a tiny bit — the Hearst rapist. But even with all that missing, I think we can agree that Paul Rudd last week was one of the greatest guest stars on a TV show ever.

A new House tonight, too, featuring an “obnoxious 16-year-old chess prodigy.” That sounds extremely promising.

We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming: Oooh, a show on WE called The Secret Lives of Women, all about crazy moms and sex addicts and stuff. Tonight’s episode is about Munchausen syndrome, a cool name for a sad syndrome.

Should I get my arms all tatted up? Just like Dashboard Confessional.

• Married to the Sea takes on TV marathons.
• There was no room for Trump on the NBC upfront, but The Apprentice’s fate is still unclear.
• Kathy Griffin’s fall was a media ploy.
• Hell’s Kitchen has never given away its promised prize.
• Mario Lopez has moved in with his Dancing with the Stars partner.
• An interview with Masi Oka.
• The Office will launch a new slate of online content where you can”complete weekly corporate tasks.” For those of you who don’t get enough of that five days a week.
• Mournfest 2007 continues: The Chicago Tribune gets weepy for Gilmore Girls.
• The lowdown on Heroes: Origins.
• When the apocalypse comes, the only things left will be cockroaches and MADtv.
• Among people who will not be hosting The View: Betsy Ross, my mom, Cher, Nancy Grace.
• Fred Thompson is leaving Law and Order because he wants to be president.
• Hey, remember that time you shot my wife? And then we continued to be national embarassments for the subsequent 15 years? That was awesome. Let’s do a reality show!
• Studio 60 had “run its course.” Which is a fancy way of saying it was crazy expensive and no one watched it.

My eyes feel scratchy.

• Surprise, surprise — ABC picked up Private Practice. Read about the rest of its upfronts here.
• Survivor ended last night — click here to find out who won.
• Which reality show has a more terrifying title: Rapping with the Stars or Farmer Wants a Wife. Rapping with the Stars is scary just because it sounds so embarassing. But Farmer Wants a Wife is scary because, well, it sounds like some hayseed is tired of putting a skirt on a goat and calling it Eileen.
• Adrianne Curry, one of the luckiest people alive, complains about all that hasn’t been handed to her.
• Law and Order will continue for its 75th season. Criminal Intent, meanwhile, will suck it up and move to USA.
• Luke from Gilmore Girls talks to TV Guide.
• The hairy mole that is King of Queens has been removed.
• Age of Love takes a semi-famous tennis player and makes him decide whether or not he’d want to date an older woman or not. Yeesh.
• A spoilery interview with the guy behind How I Met Your Mother.
• October Road and Notes from the Underbelly got renewed.
• In bullet-dodging news, The Office’s 4th season will consist of 24 episodes, 4 of which will be one hour long. This could definitely work.

Hasta la vista, sucker!

In one of the most harrowing Gilmore Girls episodes ever (seriously, I haven’t had heart palpitations like that since the Veronica Mars season one finale), Logan behaved — as per his usual — like a total douchebag. When Rory refused to bend to his will and get hitched, he broke up with her. She was sad because he ruined her graduation, but the viewing public is happy now that his emotional manipulation, tenuous grasp on reality, pouty sulks, and stupid “grand gestures” are gone for good.

That proposal only would’ve been worse had Logan roped Colin and Finn into showing up and staging a fight in the middle of it.

Three cheers and good riddance! The only sad part is that it didn’t happen ten episodes ago, so we might have had more Logan-free time with the Girls before next week’s series finale.

By the way, someone in my apartment who shall remain nameless may have said, while watching Logan’s new levels of dickery, “This is exactly what Spencer did to Heidi on The Hills.”

Look, I was on the Veronica/Logan bandwagon from way back, but it’s time to try something new — and conveniently, hey, there’s Piz! So darn loveable! Basically what I’m saying is I will fight you if you run down Piz. That includes you, Veronica. The other really exciting thing about tonight’s episode is that it’s Paul Rudd’s guest starring appearance. Let’s just hope the mystery and Keith’s subplot improve compared to last week’s preachy “issues.”

It’s also the penultimate episode of Gilmore Girls. Rory graduates, and it seems like Logan’s about to do something really, really stupid. Please, please, I’m begging the looming spirit of Amy Sherman-Palladino and all that is right and good in the world, do what you can to put this thought into Rory’s head: “Logan, I love you and stuff or whatever, but I’m just not ready to get married.”

So Foreman’s put in his resignation on House. Eh, who cares — let’s get a body full of creepy gross diseases in here, stat.

We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming: Did you guys know that there was such a thing as Hooters Magazine? Knowing that, can you actually believe that people would compete for the prize of being featured in said magazine? If big boobies and barely-concealed despair appeals to you, you’ll like the Hooters Dream Girl Challenge on MyNetworkTV.

But I’m very well rested.

• USA Today has a feature on Freaks and Geeks’ Judd Apatow.
• Lost will end in 2010 after three more shortened seasons of 16 episodes each.
• For those still keeping the faith, give it up. Studio 60 sets are being dismantled.
• On Tim Gunn’s new show, they’re looking for a sassy female sidekick.
• The actor who plays Micah from Heroes does a little video thing for People. Oh child stars… so precocious.
• Lauren Graham speaks out on the end of the Gilmore Girls.
• The Office shot two potential endings for the show’s season finale — one where a character leaves and one where the character stays.
• An assessment of which pilots are likely to get picked up. And apparently that Geico cavemen pilot blows.
• Chloe Dao to design for Neiman Marcus?