It seems a bit anti-climactic to do a big, dramatic countdown to the Emmys when, really, it's not all that exciting.  Can we really get excited about an event that bestows nominations on Kevin James and Two and a Half Men?

Yes, I'm a snob.  Yes, you knew that already.  Or you should have. 

In any case, the show is on Sunday, Aug. 27.  Until then, we'll be asking the TiFaux public to vote on who should win all the major categories.

For starters, take a gander at the nominees for Best Reality Competition: The Amazing Race, American Idol, Project Runway, Survivor and Dancing with the Stars.  I'm guessing there's not much of a contest here among our readership.

Be that as it may, vote after the jump.

Bringing TV shows back from the dead after people buy lots of their DVDs (or lots of people watch the series finale) is so hot right now.

New poll: what, if anything, did you enjoy about the MTV Movie Awards this year? Opine after the jump or on the sidebar.

Given Tina Fey's likely departure from SNL next season, a faithful TiFaux reader requested a poll to determine a good replacement.

Vote after the jump, suckas.

I'm curious… what do you think we're missing here?

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Gutenmorgen! There are a couple new polls in the polling section, including all the old homepage polls, just in case you'd been carefully weighing your options and we changed the poll right before you came to a decision. Feel free to express your opinions of these polls in strongly-worded comments.

Face it, it's Friday and you're looking for something to kill the time. This first one's all about the things TV has taught us to say.

It's not fancy. Just a poll about some potential lov-ahs.

Is it Fall yet?

Vote to kill!

Vote here…