What happened on Top Chef? Your guess is as good as mine

Posted by Dan May 15th, 2008 at 11:47am In Top Chef

sam-my-top-chef.jpgI didn’t watch Top Chef last night.

I have to admit — I was at a gay bar for trivia night. Our team name was “Michael Winslow Queefs Manhattan.” Chew on that.

Due to the fact that I have no idea who got eliminated, it’s time to just make something up. Here’s a mad lib stating what could potentially have happened on last night’s episode.

Come up with a list of the following words and then plug it in.  Feel free to paste your completed mad lib in the comments.

  1. liquid
  2. emotion
  3. adjective
  4. article of clothing
  5. noun
  6. adjective
  7. plural noun
  8. color
  9. noun
  10. country
  11. adjective
  12. animal
  13. plural noun
  14. body part
  15. adjective
  16. verb
  17. adjective
  18. animal
  19. body part

The episode starts with the cast waking up, making eggs and drinking __(liquid)__. Nikki got eliminated last episode and this makes most of the crew feel very __(emotion)__ except for Dale who thinks she was a __(adjective)__ cook.

The contestants file into the kitchen for the Quickfire in front of Padma and special guest judge Sam from season two. He’s looking supa-hot, wearing a tight-fitting __(article of clothing)__ and a smoldering gaze. The challenge is to cook a meal using nothing but a hot plate, a vegetable peeler and a __(noun)__. Spike is at the bottom of the heap with a __(adjective)__ chicken dish while Stephanie wins by making a delicious pasta with __(plural noun)__.

The action head straight into the challenge, which is Restaurant Wars.

One team names their restaurant The __(color)__ __(noun)__ and serves only cuisine from __(country)__. The other team names their restaurant __(adjective)__ __(animal)__.

The first team gets off to a rocky start. Dale tries to help Richard out, but accidentally puts a pile of __(plural noun)__ in his soup. Richard is so mad he has steam coming out of his __(body part)__.

The second team works hard to stay on track. Lisa decides to make a gazpacho dish, but it ends up tasting too __(adjective)__. Stephanie helps out by adding some celery and onion. She said “It’s okay, we’re still going to __(verb)__ the other team!”

In the end, Stephanie’s team does indeed win. At the judge’s table, Spike gets eliminated for being too __(adjective)__ in the kitchen. Also, Gail said that his steak tasted like __(animal)__ __(body part)__.

2 Comments

  • 1. Cynthia  |  May 23rd, 2008 at 3:21 am

    ___(verb)____ brilliant post!

  • 2. the TV addict » Blo&hellip  |  May 23rd, 2008 at 12:27 pm

    […] Dan didn’t (still hasn’t, actually) get a chance to see this week’s Top Chef, but you can get a chance to create your own episode through this Top Chef Mad Lib. (TiFaux) […]


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