Who Would Win in a Dance-Off: Neil Patrick Harris vs. Matthew Morrison

Posted by sara September 17th, 2009 at 09:00am In General Glee Hotness How I Met Your Mother The Gays Who Would Win in a Fight

It’s back! Who Would Win in a Fight is back! Except we don’t believe either of these refined gentlemen would fight. If they had a disagreement, they would dance.

So this month brings back many awesome shows, including one of my old favorites, How I Met Your Mother, and featured the regular-season debut of a sure-to-be new favorite, Glee. Both feature suave and fetching fellows, and the actors who play those suave and fetching fellows are what TNT likes to call New Classics: handsome, funny, light on their feet, multi-talented. And deadly in a dance battle. Said dance battle would be legen…


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  • Child stars who don’t crash and burn by age 20 are nigh unkillable (see: Mickey Rooney)
  • Looks good in a suit
  • Can do television, Broadway, and sing with Jason Segel
  • Played the Emcee in Cabaret, therefore, comfortable with mascara and pelvic thrusts
  • Did we mention he can do magic?
  • Weaknesses:

  • From Albuquerque. Nothing awesome ever came from Albuquerque…until now
  • Possibly becoming overexposed with Tony hosting, Emmy hosting in the same year
  • Out of practice at hoofing after years of playing boorish straight guy on TV
  • Proficiency with musical instruments unknown
  • Matthew Morrison


  • Nominated for a Tony for The Light in the Piazza
  • Getting lots of practice singing and dancing on Glee
  • Now makes a better Kanye than Kanye
  • Proximity to Jane Lynch indicates can probably cut a bitch
  • Knows never to trust a big butt and a smile
  • Can dance and play the guitar at the same time
  • Seriously, how cute is he?
  • Weaknesses:

  • Was on a soap opera as recently as 2006
  • Disappointed me by not still being in South Pacific when I saw it in May, waah.
  • Unnaturally attached to disco
  • Shrewish wife might be stifling creativity
  • Who would win in a dance-off?
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    • 1. yosafbridge  |  September 18th, 2009 at 1:56 am

      Lots of awesome things come from Albuquerque… some of your most loyal readers come from Albuquerque and some of those loyal readers went to high school with NPH and remember when he was “straight” and trying to bang girls at drama dept parties.

    • 2. Dan  |  September 18th, 2009 at 3:59 pm

      To be fair, Albuquerque drama girls are easy. Even I know that.

    • 3. Entertainment Link-Off: A&hellip  |  September 26th, 2009 at 5:07 pm

      […] Patrick Harris entered a dance-off against Glee’s Matthew Morrison… who would win? (TiFaux) I can picture this already. This will be legen… […]

    • 4. Rebecca  |  October 7th, 2009 at 1:10 am

      I had to vote for Matthew Morrison because his dance moves in “Gold Digger” and every Acafellas performance make me fan myself.


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