Posted by sara
September 17th, 2009 at 09:00am
In General Glee Hotness How I Met Your Mother The Gays Who Would Win in a Fight
It’s back! Who Would Win in a Fight is back! Except we don’t believe either of these refined gentlemen would fight. If they had a disagreement, they would dance.
So this month brings back many awesome shows, including one of my old favorites, How I Met Your Mother, and featured the regular-season debut of a sure-to-be new favorite, Glee. Both feature suave and fetching fellows, and the actors who play those suave and fetching fellows are what TNT likes to call New Classics: handsome, funny, light on their feet, multi-talented. And deadly in a dance battle. Said dance battle would be legen…
Five, six, seven, eight
Child stars who don’t crash and burn by age 20 are nigh unkillable (see: Mickey Rooney)
Looks good in a suit
Can do television, Broadway, and sing with Jason Segel
Played the Emcee in Cabaret, therefore, comfortable with mascara and pelvic thrusts
Did we mention he can do magic?
From Albuquerque. Nothing awesome ever came from Albuquerque…until now
Possibly becoming overexposed with Tony hosting, Emmy hosting in the same year
Out of practice at hoofing after years of playing boorish straight guy on TV
Proficiency with musical instruments unknown
Nominated for a Tony for The Light in the Piazza
Getting lots of practice singing and dancing on Glee
Now makes a better Kanye than Kanye
Proximity to Jane Lynch indicates can probably cut a bitch
Knows never to trust a big butt and a smile
Can dance and play the guitar at the same time
Seriously, how cute is he?
Was on a soap opera as recently as 2006
Disappointed me by not still being in South Pacific when I saw it in May, waah.
Unnaturally attached to disco
Shrewish wife might be stifling creativity
Who would win in a dance-off?