I’m tired and hungry and ready for the day to be over. So here are your viewing options. Imagine them being read in a monotone.

I think Chuck has got two more shows before I give up on its immense promise and say farewell. But for now, I’m still in.

It’s the How I Met Your Mother with Winnie Cooper! If you don’t know how awesome Danica McKellar is, I urge you to learn, quick.

Heroes, Heroes, Heroes. Still exciting/baffling/fun.

And we get to see what cross-cultural shenanigans Aliens in America has up its sleeve. I’m looking forward to meeting some of the supporting cast. I liked the mother and sister’s exchange about the Pill; excellent timing for a throwaway bit.

We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming: For a nap. Goodnight.

We’re big time now. You should know this.

A little while ago, we held our first giveaway for season four of Nip/Tuck (which, by the way, you still have time to enter). This is real merchandise, folks, made in a real factory.

Some of you may have been a little ambivalent about entering that particular contest given the fact that we don’t really talk about Nip/Tuck all that much on TiFaux. However, we were contacted the other day by our good friend Jorge at M80/Warner Home Video and he is helping us sponsor our second giveaway, which is for one of our all-time faves.

Ladies and germs, we are now accepting entries for our giveaway of VERONICA MARS SEASON THREE!!!

We’ve got Veronica, Wallace, Mac, Logan, Keith — the whole crew is back for their third and final season. It already seems so long ago (the head-shaving rapist, the Dean O’Dell mystery) that watching the show again will seem like the first time.

The DVD includes:

• Pitching Season 4 - An in-depth interview w/ Creator Rob Thomas discussing a new direction for the series presented to network executives that picks up years later, with Veronica as a rookie FBI agent.
• Going Undercover with Rob Thomas - Show Creator Rob Thomas walks us through some of the most memorable moments from Season 3
• Webisode Gallery with cast interviews and various set tours
• Unaired Scenes with introductions by Rob Thomas
• Gag Reel

And now, you’re asking, how do I enter?

Since this is a hot item, we’re going to spice up the competition. To enter, send us your own pitch for Veronica Mars fictional fourth season. Obviously, you can’t say she’s a rookie FBI agent. You have her stay in college, go off on her own, become a missionary, whatever. You can even propose a season-long mystery arc. Phrase your idea as a pitch and not fan fiction. Fan fiction makes us (read: me) feel like a weird shut-in. There is also a two sentence maximum.

E-mail Maggie at tifaux -at- gmail -dot- com with the subject line “Veronica Mars.” The best pitch wins — or the pitch we like the most, so feel free to pander to us. The competition is open until Oct. 22.

Again, you can only enter once. Jesus, TiFaux and Veronica hate cheaters.

(Note to publicists: please e-mail us at the above address if you’d like to arrange a giveaway!)

Before common era.

• AfterElton profiles gay reality TV winners.
• A blogger writes an open letter to the cast of The Office.
• A profile on the two dudes who are defining VH1’s personality.
• Lou Pearlman is a perv — not necessarily that surprising.
• The stage is set for Rock of Love 2.
• TV Guide talks to Yvonne Strahovski from Chuck.
• Forest Whitaker will be making a new show for FX.
• Friday Night Lights is doing what any fledgling series would do to boost ratings: add nudity.
• The former heads of UPN and the WB talk to TV Guide.
• Alton Brown talks up the Next Iron Chef.
• Bradley Whitford and Neve Campbell are going to be in a scary, scary global warming miniseries.
• Ally Sheedy is joining Kyle XY.
• Jon Stewart will get as close to the White House as he’ll ever get when he interviews the vice president’s wife.
• Look at the Pushing Daisies comic book.
• The Jericho folks are covering all their bases in case it gets canceled again.
• Stupid Hung talks to New York magazine.
• Some babe got a job on Grey’s Anatomy.